doctorWisekid
Twitter- @albers_jacob
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can we please take a moment to appreciate how my best friend got asked to prom
(I feel so alone)
Why are we always waiting for something? Waiting for exams to be over, waiting for summer, waiting for Friday and when what you’re waiting for finally comes, we don’t even appreciate what we have been waiting for. Instead, we just wait for something else.
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pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
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- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
oh my fuck
😂😂😂
😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂
Ohh my god 😂😂😂
I FUCKING LOST IT AT 2:37
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| (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) | |
| Me: | “So, where’s your mom at?” |
| Boy: | “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” |
| Me: | “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” |
| Boy: | “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” |
| (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) |
IS A CHARACTER EVER SO ADORABLE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE THROWING A COMPLETE FIT AND FLIPPING TABLES AND THROWING THINGS AND SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE
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i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
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I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
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